T-Minus 5 minutes

Yeah well I'm down here with Juliet right now, well I'm on my Cell Phone right now, and for some non-apparent reason they have wi-fi down in this creepy cellar where a bunch of dead people are. I just bumped the number up one. Paris came down to check out Juliet, and so I killed him :D, okay more like D: but at any rate I am here to say GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!

Death

JULIET IS DEAD!!!!!!!!!!! This is a bad thing, a very, very bad thing. I decided I should go see her and then kill myself right next to her, yeah that is exactly what I'll do, yeah sure her parents will freak out when they see it, but who cares? I'll be dead.

I got BANISH-ED

Well I killed Tybalt, I'll just got that off my chest. But this isn't only about getting kicked out of fair Verona where we lay our scene, this is about Juliet too. We are married, she should marry Tybalt, I'm no longer around to help and the story goes on. Help.

Oh boy

Well we got married and Juliet didn't get permission... ISSUE! Juliet is supposed to marry paris and if her parents find out then, OFF WITH HER HEAD! and that cannot do.

Julliet Juliet where the heck are you Juliet

I have a serious malfunction, I love Juliet and all that stuff, but the thing is she is a Capulet and I am a Montague. Our parents hate each other, I got the okay from my pops to get married, but the only thing is Juliet is supposed to marry Paris and that is a serious issue.