T-Minus 5 minutes

Yeah well I'm down here with Juliet right now, well I'm on my Cell Phone right now, and for some non-apparent reason they have wi-fi down in this creepy cellar where a bunch of dead people are. I just bumped the number up one. Paris came down to check out Juliet, and so I killed him :D, okay more like D: but at any rate I am here to say GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!